What big pharma doesn't want you to know...
The mainstream media doesn't want to talk about all the medicinal properties of listening to me play. I can cure anything. I can coax a brain worm right out of your skull with my dulcet tones. I can induce a headache so bad, it'll make you forget all of your other troubles. Worried about catching a bug while in a crowded room? You never have to worry about crowds if I'm performing. Love life on the rocks? I can provide saxual healing. Toothache? I can perform a…
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