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What big pharma doesn't want you to know...
The mainstream media doesn't want to talk about all the medicinal properties of listening to me play. I can cure anything. I can coax a brain worm right out of your skull with my dulcet tones. I can induce a headache so bad, it'll make you forget all of your other troubles. Worried about catching a bug while in a crowded room? You never have to worry about crowds if I'm performing. Love life on the rocks? I can provide saxual healing. Toothache? I can perform a flute canal. Problems with your ticker? I can play clarinet notes so high and squeaky, they're more effective than a defibrillator. Shall I continue??
Look, the point is, I've got a lot of public shows coming up. Please check out my schedule and see me at a venue near you. I accept all major insurance providers. Here are some that are just around the corner...
Thursday, May 16 Owings Mills Branch of the Baltimore Public Library
3:30 to 4:30 pm
Free! No tickets required.
A special concert with pianist Sean Lane for Jewish-American Heritage Month. Click here for more info.
Saturday, May 18
Daryl Davis & Seth Kibel Present: Rhythm & Jews – The Story of Chess Records and the Chess Brothers
Edlavitch DC Jewish Community Center 8:20 pm A show with the legendary Daryl Davis is always a special occasion. And this one-time concert is going to be extra special. Advanced ticket purchase is a MUST. This concert will almost certainly sell out.
Click here for more info or to purchase tickets!
Sunday, May 19
Plum Gar Community Center
Germantown, Maryland
2 to 3 pm
Free! No tickets required.
A special concert with pianist Sean Lane for Jewish-American Heritage Month. Sponsored by Carpe Diem Arts. Click here for more info!
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