Lyrics

Give me your Christian, your wealthy, your chiseled masses yearning to see
Our country looking like Mayberry, with Barney Fife, Andy and Opie
Tall blond girls and strapping young men without a fault or a flaw
Like darling Ivanka and the world’s best son-in-law
 
Diversity -- keepin’ it real in the land of the free
Diversity -- we can all be who we want to be
Diversity -- ‘cause the world would really suck with only me.
 
I don’t care who you love, just as long as we hate the same folks
We all pick our noses, we all tell the same bad jokes
Politically correct only means you’re not being a jerk
So let’s dump all our baggage, and get right down to work
 
Diversity -- we’re all a part of one big tapestry
Diversity -- for crap’s sake, learn some history
Diversity -- ‘cause I never want to be alone with only me.
 
Black, white, brown, yellow and red, and even sometimes orange
It’s a well-known fact that nothing rhymes with orange
Maybe that’s just a part of his plan to foil the creative class
A spray tan to force us to a lyrical impasse
 
Diversity -- keepin’ it real in the land of the free
Diversity -- we can all be who we want to be
Diversity -- ‘cause the world would really suck
The world would really blow
The world would really bite with only me.