From Seth's 2017 album, "Seth Kibel Presents: Songs of Snark & Despair"
Flo Anito -- vocals
Seth Kibel -- tenor saxophone, string arrangement
Sean Lane -- piano
David Kitchen -- electric guitar
Russell Rodgers -- electric bass
Wes Crawford -- drums
Aaron Malone -- violin
Helen Hausmann -- violin
Bill Neri -- viola
Adam Gonzalez -- cello
Flo Anito, David Kitchen, Billy Coulter, Arch Alcantara, Helen Hausmann, Chris Urquiaga -- background vocals
There’s no rest for the stupid
We all know that trolls don’t sleep
They’ve got memes to remember
And innuendos to retweet
So what’s a good soul to do
When their echo chamber’s on the fritz?
What other options exist
When the matrix starts to glitch?
Unfriend -- Your high school prom date
Unfriend -- Your college roommate
Unfriend -- Your second cousin once removed
Unfriend -- Your great aunt Lizzie
Unfriend -- That guy in IT
Unfriend -- Your bunkmate from camp, summer ‘92
What happened to all of the silly pictures?
What happened to the mindless chit chat?
I never thought thought the day would come
When I’d dearly miss that grumpy cat
You can try to reason and sway
To bring them to your point of view
You’ll only make yourself angry
Then there’s only one thing left to do
Unfriend -- Your next door neighbor
Unfriend -- Your fraternity brother
Unfriend -- That girl in HR who caught your eye
Unfriend -- Your uncle Spencer
Unfriend -- Your guidance counselor
Unfriend -- The entire state of Florida
That woman you once shared an office with
Way back in 2002
Never seemed this bat shit crazy
When all she posted, yes all she posted, was pictures, yes, pictures of her food
Unfriend -- your mom’s new boyfriend
Unfriend -- his heavy metal band
Unfriend -- That washed-up actor from Charles in Charge
Unfriend -- It’s the change you’ve been needing
Unfriend -- Time for some housecleaning
Unfriend -- with a streamlined friend list, you’re livin’ large...
From Seth's 2017 album, "Seth Kibel Presents: Songs of Snark & Despair"
Billy Coulter -- vocals
Seth Kibel -- tenor sax
Arch Alcantara -- electric guitar, harmony vocals
Christopher Brown -- electric bass
Wes Crawford -- drums
Give me your Christian, your wealthy, your chiseled masses yearning to see
Our country looking like Mayberry, with Barney Fife, Andy and Opie
Tall blond girls and strapping young men without a fault or a flaw
Like darling Ivanka and the world’s best son-in-law
Diversity -- keepin’ it real in the land of the free
Diversity -- we can all be who we want to be
Diversity -- ‘cause the world would really suck with only me.
I don’t care who you love, just as long as we hate the same folks
We all pick our noses, we all tell the same bad jokes
Politically correct only means you’re not being a jerk
So let’s dump all our baggage, and get right down to work
Diversity -- we’re all a part of one big tapestry
Diversity -- for crap’s sake, learn some history
Diversity -- ‘cause I never want to be alone with only me.
Black, white, brown, yellow and red, and even sometimes orange
It’s a well-known fact that nothing rhymes with orange
Maybe that’s just a part of his plan to foil the creative class
A spray tan to force us to a lyrical impasse
Diversity -- keepin’ it real in the land of the free
Diversity -- we can all be who we want to be
Diversity -- ‘cause the world would really suck
The world would really blow
The world would really bite with only me.
From Seth's 2015 album, "No Words -- Instrumental Jazz & Klezmer by Seth Kibel."
From Seth's 2015 album, "No Words -- Instrumental Jazz & Klezmer by Seth Kibel."
from "Jazz For People Who Are Shorter Than Me."
Seth Kibel -- tenor sax, Daryl Davis -- piano, Michael Raitzyk -- guitar, Bob Abbott -- double bass, Wes Crawford -- drums, and Mary Alouette -- vocals.
From Seth's 2011 release, Phonin' It In with Seth Kibel and Bay Jazz Project.
Seth Kibel -- flute, Sean Lane -- piano, Bob Abbott -- double bass, Wes Crawford -- drums
from Seth's 2011 release, Phonin' It In with Seth Kibel and Bay Jazz Project.
Seth Kibel -- tenor sax, Sean Lane -- piano, Bob Abbott -- double bass, Wes Crawford -- drums
from Seth's 2011 release, Phonin' It In with Seth Kibel and Bay Jazz Project.
Seth Kibel -- clarinet, Sean Lane -- piano, Bob Abbott -- double bass, Mark Lucas -- drums
from The Alexandria Kleztet's 2009 album, "Peace, Love and Coffee"
from The Alexandria Kleztet's 2009 album, "Peace, Love and Coffee"
