Seth Kibel, feat. Flo Anito
Seth Kibel


From Seth's 2017 album, "Seth Kibel Presents: Songs of Snark & Despair"

Flo Anito -- vocals
Seth Kibel -- tenor saxophone, string arrangement
Sean Lane -- piano
David Kitchen -- electric guitar
Russell Rodgers -- electric bass
Wes Crawford -- drums
Aaron Malone -- violin
Helen Hausmann -- violin
Bill Neri -- viola
Adam Gonzalez -- cello
Flo Anito, David Kitchen, Billy Coulter, Arch Alcantara, Helen Hausmann, Chris Urquiaga -- background vocals


There’s no rest for the stupid

We all know that trolls don’t sleep

They’ve got memes to remember

And innuendos to retweet

So what’s a good soul to do

When their echo chamber’s on the fritz?

What other options exist

When the matrix starts to glitch?

Unfriend -- Your high school prom date

Unfriend -- Your college roommate

Unfriend -- Your second cousin once removed

Unfriend -- Your great aunt Lizzie

Unfriend -- That guy in IT

Unfriend -- Your bunkmate from camp, summer ‘92

What happened to all of the silly pictures?

What happened to the mindless chit chat?

I never thought thought the day would come

When I’d dearly miss that grumpy cat

You can try to reason and sway

To bring them to your point of view

You’ll only make yourself angry

Then there’s only one thing left to do

Unfriend -- Your next door neighbor

Unfriend -- Your fraternity brother

Unfriend -- That girl in HR who caught your eye

Unfriend -- Your uncle Spencer

Unfriend -- Your guidance counselor

Unfriend -- The entire state of Florida

That woman you once shared an office with

Way back in 2002

Never seemed this bat shit crazy

When all she posted, yes all she posted,  was pictures, yes, pictures of her food

Unfriend -- your mom’s new boyfriend

Unfriend -- his heavy metal band

Unfriend -- That washed-up actor from Charles in Charge

Unfriend -- It’s the change you’ve been needing

Unfriend -- Time for some housecleaning

Unfriend -- with a streamlined friend list, you’re livin’ large...

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