Seth Kibel, feat. Flo Anito
2017-08-25
Seth Kibel

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From Seth's 2017 album, "Seth Kibel Presents: Songs of Snark & Despair"

Flo Anito -- vocals
Seth Kibel -- tenor saxophone, string arrangement
Sean Lane -- piano
David Kitchen -- electric guitar
Russell Rodgers -- electric bass
Wes Crawford -- drums
Aaron Malone -- violin
Helen Hausmann -- violin
Bill Neri -- viola
Adam Gonzalez -- cello
Flo Anito, David Kitchen, Billy Coulter, Arch Alcantara, Helen Hausmann, Chris Urquiaga -- background vocals

Lyrics

There’s no rest for the stupid

We all know that trolls don’t sleep

They’ve got memes to remember

And innuendos to retweet


So what’s a good soul to do

When their echo chamber’s on the fritz?

What other options exist

When the matrix starts to glitch?


Unfriend -- Your high school prom date

Unfriend -- Your college roommate

Unfriend -- Your second cousin once removed

Unfriend -- Your great aunt Lizzie

Unfriend -- That guy in IT

Unfriend -- Your bunkmate from camp, summer ‘92


What happened to all of the silly pictures?

What happened to the mindless chit chat?

I never thought thought the day would come

When I’d dearly miss that grumpy cat


You can try to reason and sway

To bring them to your point of view

You’ll only make yourself angry

Then there’s only one thing left to do


Unfriend -- Your next door neighbor

Unfriend -- Your fraternity brother

Unfriend -- That girl in HR who caught your eye

Unfriend -- Your uncle Spencer

Unfriend -- Your guidance counselor

Unfriend -- The entire state of Florida


That woman you once shared an office with

Way back in 2002

Never seemed this bat shit crazy

When all she posted, yes all she posted,  was pictures, yes, pictures of her food


Unfriend -- your mom’s new boyfriend

Unfriend -- his heavy metal band

Unfriend -- That washed-up actor from Charles in Charge

Unfriend -- It’s the change you’ve been needing

Unfriend -- Time for some housecleaning

Unfriend -- with a streamlined friend list, you’re livin’ large...

Seth Kibel, feat. Billy Coulter
2017-08-25
Seth Kibel

Story

From Seth's 2017 album, "Seth Kibel Presents: Songs of Snark & Despair"

Billy Coulter -- vocals
Seth Kibel -- tenor sax
Arch Alcantara -- electric guitar, harmony vocals
Christopher Brown -- electric bass
Wes Crawford -- drums

Lyrics

Give me your Christian, your wealthy, your chiseled masses yearning to see

Our country looking like Mayberry, with Barney Fife, Andy and Opie

Tall blond girls and strapping young men without a fault or a flaw

Like darling Ivanka and the world’s best son-in-law

 

Diversity -- keepin’ it real in the land of the free

Diversity -- we can all be who we want to be

Diversity -- ‘cause the world would really suck with only me.

 

I don’t care who you love, just as long as we hate the same folks

We all pick our noses, we all tell the same bad jokes

Politically correct only means you’re not being a jerk

So let’s dump all our baggage, and get right down to work

 

Diversity -- we’re all a part of one big tapestry

Diversity -- for crap’s sake, learn some history

Diversity -- ‘cause I never want to be alone with only me.

 

Black, white, brown, yellow and red, and even sometimes orange

It’s a well-known fact that nothing rhymes with orange

Maybe that’s just a part of his plan to foil the creative class

A spray tan to force us to a lyrical impasse

 

Diversity -- keepin’ it real in the land of the free

Diversity -- we can all be who we want to be

Diversity -- ‘cause the world would really suck

The world would really blow

The world would really bite with only me.


Seth Kibel
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(copyright 2015, Willard's Melodies, ASCAP)

Story

From Seth's 2015 album, "No Words -- Instrumental Jazz & Klezmer by Seth Kibel."

Seth Kibel
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(copyright 2015, Willard's Melodies, ASCAP)

Story

From Seth's 2015 album, "No Words -- Instrumental Jazz & Klezmer by Seth Kibel."

Seth Kibel
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traditional, arranged by Seth Kibel

Story

from "Jazz For People Who Are Shorter Than Me."

Seth Kibel -- tenor sax,  Daryl Davis -- piano, Michael Raitzyk -- guitar, Bob Abbott -- double bass, Wes Crawford -- drums, and Mary Alouette -- vocals.

Seth Kibel & Bay Jazz Project
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copyright 2010, Seth Kibel (Willard's Melodies, ASCAP)

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From Seth's 2011 release, Phonin' It In with Seth Kibel and Bay Jazz Project.
Seth Kibel -- flute, Sean Lane -- piano, Bob Abbott -- double bass, Wes Crawford -- drums 

Seth Kibel & Bay Jazz Project
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copyright 2010, Seth Kibel (Willard's Melodies, ASCAP)

Lyrics

from Seth's 2011 release, Phonin' It In with Seth Kibel and Bay Jazz Project.  
Seth Kibel -- tenor sax, Sean Lane -- piano, Bob Abbott -- double bass, Wes Crawford -- drums

Seth Kibel & Bay Jazz Project
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George Gershwin

Lyrics

from Seth's 2011 release, Phonin' It In with Seth Kibel and Bay Jazz Project.  
Seth Kibel -- clarinet, Sean Lane -- piano, Bob Abbott -- double bass, Mark Lucas -- drums

The Alexandria Kleztet
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Seth Kibel (Willard's Melodies, ASCAP)

Lyrics

from The Alexandria Kleztet's 2009 album, "Peace, Love and Coffee"

The Alexandria Kleztet
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Seth Kibel (Willard's Melodies, ASCAP)

Lyrics

from The Alexandria Kleztet's 2009 album, "Peace, Love and Coffee"

Seth Kibel
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Story

from Seth's 2007 album, "The Great Pretender" -- featuring guest vocalist, Eugene "Hideaway" Bridges
Seth Kibel
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Seth Kibel (Willard's Melodies, ASCAP)

Story

from Seth's 2007 album, "The Great Pretender"
The Alexandria Kleztet
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Seth Kibel (Willard's Melodies, ASCAP)

Story

from The Alexandria Kleztet's 2005 album, "Close Enough for Klezmer"
The Alexandria Kleztet
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Seth Kibel (Willard's Melodies, ASCAP)

Story

from The Alexandria Kleztet's 2005 album, "Close Enough for Klezmer"
Seth Kibel
2007-00-00
Seth Kibel (Willard's Melodies, ASCAP)

Story

from Seth's 2007 album, "The Great Pretender"
The Alexandria Kleztet
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Seth Kibel (Willard's Melodies, ASCAP)

Story

from The Alexandria Kleztet's 2005 album, "Close Enough for Klezmer"
Seth Kibel
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Ray Davies, arr. Kibel

Story

from Seth's 2007 album, "The Great Pretender" -- featuring guest vocalist, Eugene "Hideaway" Bridges
The Alexandria Kleztet
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traditional, arr. Kibel

Story

from The Alexandria Kleztet's 2005 album, "Close Enough for Klezmer"
The Alexandria Kleztet
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Ehud Manor, Nurit Hirsch

Story

from The Alexandria Kleztet's 2005 album, "Close Enough for Klezmer"
The Alexandria Kleztet
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traditional, arr. Kibel

Story

from The Alexandria Kleztet's 2005 album, "Close Enough for Klezmer"
Seth Kibel
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Joe Zawinul, arr. Kibel

Story

from Seth's 2007 album, "The Great Pretender"
Seth Kibel
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Woody Guthrie, arr. Kibel

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from Seth's 2007 album, "The Great Pretender"
Seth Kibel
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Willie Woods, arr. Kibel

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from Seth's 2007 album, "The Great Pretender"

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