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Seth Kibel: Music

Diversity

(Seth Kibel, feat. Billy Coulter)
August 25, 2017
Seth Kibel

From Seth's 2017 album, "Seth Kibel Presents: Songs of Snark & Despair"

Billy Coulter -- vocals
Seth Kibel -- tenor sax
Arch Alcantara -- electric guitar, harmony vocals
Christopher Brown -- electric bass
Wes Crawford -- drums

Give me your Christian, your wealthy, your chiseled masses yearning to see

Our country looking like Mayberry, with Barney Fife, Andy and Opie

Tall blond girls and strapping young men without a fault or a flaw

Like darling Ivanka and the world’s best son-in-law

 

Diversity -- keepin’ it real in the land of the free

Diversity -- we can all be who we want to be

Diversity -- ‘cause the world would really suck with only me.

 

I don’t care who you love, just as long as we hate the same folks

We all pick our noses, we all tell the same bad jokes

Politically correct only means you’re not being a jerk

So let’s dump all our baggage, and get right down to work

 

Diversity -- we’re all a part of one big tapestry

Diversity -- for crap’s sake, learn some history

Diversity -- ‘cause I never want to be alone with only me.

 

Black, white, brown, yellow and red, and even sometimes orange

It’s a well-known fact that nothing rhymes with orange

Maybe that’s just a part of his plan to foil the creative class

A spray tan to force us to a lyrical impasse

 

Diversity -- keepin’ it real in the land of the free

Diversity -- we can all be who we want to be

Diversity -- ‘cause the world would really suck

The world would really blow

The world would really bite with only me.